Revised, August 27, 2012.
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After re-reading my Bright and Shiny Object post, I thought, hey – why not a whole page dedicated to what I would like to see do a deep six into the river? Why not indeed? Feel free to suggest additions. Might be a way to burn off some frustration picturing mayorlarry doing a dive off the Alexandria Bridge!
mayorlarry (of course)Not Mayor anymoreStevo the RobotRemoving him because some hyper-paranoid underling may interpret this as a security threat. Which I am not. Ask anyone.- John Baird
- Pierre Pierre Poilievre – He’s proves himself worthy of this list each time he opens his mouth.
George WMeh. He’s irrelevant now. I’m replacing him with the entire Tea Party wing of the GOP caucus!- Mahmud Ahmadinejad – It amazes me that he still lives!
- Dick Cheney – he scares the bejeebers outta me!
- Sarah Palin – Still a loud-mouthed and dangerous person
- Bill O’Reilly
- Anyone of the bloggingtories… pick one.
- Gary Bettman – If there is another lock-out, he rockets to #1!!!!
- Cristiano Pretty Boy Ronaldo
- Bobby Clarke
- Jeb Bush
Miley Cyrus (subunit #2 has developed a thing for Hannah Montana…)The subunit fascination is over.- Barney the Dinosaur (still not over it…)
- My Grade 7 teacher
- A-Rod
- Evangelicals. All of them. And they can hold hands with the Scientologists.
- Tom Cruise
- Walmart’s boad of directors
- Oprah
- Eugene Melnyk
- The cyclist who almost ran me over on the crosswalk in front of my building!
- Air Canada’s Board of Directors
- Each and every moronic driver who ignores the three-way stop at the end of my crescent
- OC Transpo riders who play music too loud, stink, sit too close to me or don’t have their passes/tickets ready before embarking
- NEW – Ezra Levant!
- NEW – Robin van Persie!
- …more to come…
You want to throw Mr. Henry into the Ottawa River? He once threw me over a row of desks, so I am inclined to offer you my help. We should fish him out again afterwards, though, right?
Dalton
Oh man, where do I start? 🙂
– Stephan Harper
– Michael Ignatieff
– Gilles Ducceppe
– Jack Layton
– Elizabeth May
– John Baird
– Jim Prentice
– Tony Clement
– Jean Cretien
– Omar Khadr
– The Knights Who Say “Ni!”
– Patrick Bourgeois
– AngryFrenchGuy
– The editors (aka, propoganda artists) of Macleans, National Post, The Globe and Mail, La Presse, etc.
– President Zardari of Pakistan (ie: Mr 10%)
– ‘Prime Minister’ Vladimir Putin
– Geert Wilders
– Mark Steyn
– Andrew Coyne
– Peter Mansbridge
– Every and any Canadian who mindlessly toes any party line for no logical reason.
– Moose and Squirrel.
– Greenpeace HYPOCRITES.
Wow! We should have lunch!
Although those poor knights do get a lot of flak for their speaking impediment! 🙂
Wasn’t Eugene Melnyk that nerdy character on the 70’s television show, Happy Days?
I’d throw Stockwell Day into the river. However, he’d be the only person to float up the rapids west of Ottawa.
Please see a previous reply involving Larry O’Brien and he need for an Environmental Assessment…
HOW DARE YOU pollute our precious river with Mayor Larry.
Sorry. You’re right. I guess an environmental assessment should be done first.
Believe you forgot friggin’ Flaherty, flaccid FOX (all talking heads), and Eddy-boy Stelmach?