Finally! A new post!
After re-reading my Bright and Shiny Object post, I thought, hey – why not a whole page dedicated to what I would like to see do a deep six into the river? Why not indeed? Feel free to suggest additions. Might be a way to burn off some frustration picturing mayorlarry doing a dive off the Alexandria Bridge!
- mayorlarry (of course)
- Stevo the Robot
- John Baird
- Pierre Pierre Poilievre
- George W
- Mahmud Ahmadinejad
- Dick Cheney – he scares the bejeebers outta me!
- Sarah Palin
- Bill O’Reilly
- Anyone of the bloggingtories… pick one.
- Gary Bettman
- Cristiano Pretty Boy Ronaldo
- Bobby Clarke
- Jeb Bush
- Miley Cyrus (subunit #2 has developed a thing for Hannah Montana…)
- Barney the Dinosaur (still not over it…)
- My Grade 7 teacher
- A-Rod
- Evangelicals. All of them. And they can hold hands with the Scientologists.
- Tom Cruise
- Walmart’s boad of directors
- Oprah
- Eugene Melnyk
- The cyclist who almost ran me over on the crosswalk in front of my building!
- Air Canada’s Board of Directors
- Each and every moronic driver who ignores the three-way stop at the end of my crescent
- OC Transpo riders who play music too loud, stink, sit too close to me or don’t have their passes/tickets ready before embarking
- …more to come…
Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario
Dalton
Oh man, where do I start?
- Stephan Harper
- Michael Ignatieff
- Gilles Ducceppe
- Jack Layton
- Elizabeth May
- John Baird
- Jim Prentice
- Tony Clement
- Jean Cretien
- Omar Khadr
- The Knights Who Say “Ni!”
- Patrick Bourgeois
- AngryFrenchGuy
- The editors (aka, propoganda artists) of Macleans, National Post, The Globe and Mail, La Presse, etc.
- President Zardari of Pakistan (ie: Mr 10%)
- ‘Prime Minister’ Vladimir Putin
- Geert Wilders
- Mark Steyn
- Andrew Coyne
- Peter Mansbridge
- Every and any Canadian who mindlessly toes any party line for no logical reason.
- Moose and Squirrel.
- Greenpeace HYPOCRITES.
Wow! We should have lunch!
Although those poor knights do get a lot of flak for their speaking impediment!
Wasn’t Eugene Melnyk that nerdy character on the 70′s television show, Happy Days?
I’d throw Stockwell Day into the river. However, he’d be the only person to float up the rapids west of Ottawa.
Please see a previous reply involving Larry O’Brien and he need for an Environmental Assessment…
HOW DARE YOU pollute our precious river with Mayor Larry.
Sorry. You’re right. I guess an environmental assessment should be done first.
Believe you forgot friggin’ Flaherty, flaccid FOX (all talking heads), and Eddy-boy Stelmach?