What I would like seen thrown into the Ottawa River


Revised, August 27, 2012.

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After re-reading my Bright and Shiny Object post, I thought, hey – why not a whole page dedicated to what I would like to see do a deep six into the river? Why not indeed? Feel free to suggest additions.  Might be a way to burn off some frustration picturing mayorlarry doing a dive off the Alexandria Bridge!

  1. mayorlarry (of course) Not Mayor anymore
  2. Stevo the Robot  Removing him because some hyper-paranoid underling may interpret this as a security threat. Which I am not. Ask anyone.
  3. John Baird
  4. Pierre Pierre Poilievre – He’s proves himself worthy of this list each time he opens his mouth.
  5. George W Meh. He’s irrelevant now. I’m replacing him with the entire Tea Party wing of the GOP caucus!
  6. Mahmud Ahmadinejad – It amazes me that he still lives!
  7. Dick Cheney – he scares the bejeebers outta me!
  8. Sarah Palin – Still a loud-mouthed and dangerous person
  9. Bill O’Reilly
  10. Anyone of the bloggingtories… pick one.
  11. Gary Bettman – If there is another lock-out, he rockets to #1!!!!
  12. Cristiano Pretty Boy Ronaldo
  13. Bobby Clarke
  14. Jeb Bush
  15. Miley Cyrus (subunit #2 has developed a thing for Hannah Montana…)  The subunit fascination is over.
  16. Barney the Dinosaur (still not over it…)
  17. My Grade 7 teacher
  18. A-Rod
  19. Evangelicals. All of them. And they can hold hands with the Scientologists.
  20. Tom Cruise
  21. Walmart’s boad of directors
  22. Oprah
  23. Eugene Melnyk
  24. The cyclist who almost ran me over on the crosswalk in front of my building!
  25. Air Canada’s Board of Directors
  26. Each and every moronic driver who ignores the three-way stop at the end of my crescent
  27. OC Transpo riders who play music too loud, stink, sit too close to me or don’t have their passes/tickets ready before embarking
  28. NEW – Ezra Levant!
  29. NEW – Robin van Persie!
  30. …more to come…
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9 Comments to “What I would like seen thrown into the Ottawa River”

  1. Michael Johansen says:

    You want to throw Mr. Henry into the Ottawa River? He once threw me over a row of desks, so I am inclined to offer you my help. We should fish him out again afterwards, though, right?

  2. D.I.D. says:

    Oh man, where do I start? 🙂

    – Stephan Harper
    – Michael Ignatieff
    – Gilles Ducceppe
    – Jack Layton
    – Elizabeth May
    – John Baird
    – Jim Prentice
    – Tony Clement
    – Jean Cretien
    – Omar Khadr
    – The Knights Who Say “Ni!”
    – Patrick Bourgeois
    – AngryFrenchGuy
    – The editors (aka, propoganda artists) of Macleans, National Post, The Globe and Mail, La Presse, etc.
    – President Zardari of Pakistan (ie: Mr 10%)
    – ‘Prime Minister’ Vladimir Putin
    – Geert Wilders
    – Mark Steyn
    – Andrew Coyne
    – Peter Mansbridge
    – Every and any Canadian who mindlessly toes any party line for no logical reason.
    – Moose and Squirrel.
    – Greenpeace HYPOCRITES.

  3. Wasn’t Eugene Melnyk that nerdy character on the 70’s television show, Happy Days?

    I’d throw Stockwell Day into the river. However, he’d be the only person to float up the rapids west of Ottawa.

  4. rww says:

    HOW DARE YOU pollute our precious river with Mayor Larry.

  5. Fat Arse says:

    Believe you forgot friggin’ Flaherty, flaccid FOX (all talking heads), and Eddy-boy Stelmach?

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