No, tens of thousands didn’t mobilize on the Hill. But most accounts put the crowd at 3,000 in Ottawa, 10,000 in T.O. and 25 K in total across the country. Not bad for the chattering classes, eh Tony?
Time will tell if these protests are indicative of an awaking of Canucks from our collective slumber and the beginnings of a movement to dethrone the Robot King.
Motown legend Berry Gordy said: “He was awesome, the King of Pop was not big enough. I think he is simply the greatest entertainer that ever lived.
I heard this along with the other hero-worship claptrap and thought “huh”?
Greatest entertainer?
No fuckin’ way.
I remember a party back in ’82 or so (some of my readers may recall) when a certain chick brought Thriller to the scene. We were on an island somewhere outside of Peterborough, ON and we were all die hard rockers…
The MJ tape ended up in the bonfire while Zep II roared its mighty roar.
So in the interest of the public service, here are 50 entertainers I consider “greater” than the child molester.
George Carlin
The Clash
Led Zeppelin
Robin Williams
Jon Stewart
The Beatles
Bruce Springsteen
Madonna
My son Owen
Bart Simpson
The Police
The Canadian police forces who like using Tasers
RCMP (see above)
Frank Sinatra
Alex Ovechkin
Supertramp
Pink Floyd
Thierry Henry
David Bowie
My daughter Addy
My teenmonster T
The Eagles
Stephen Harper – in robot mode
Janis Joplin
Jim Morrison
Jimi Hendrix
Bob Marley
Queen
Kim il Jong
Kermit the Frog
Kaka
Vlad Putin
My 4th year Pol Sci Theory prof
Pierre Trudeau
Sir Richard Branson
Sir Paul McCartney
John Lennon
Lenin
The cast of Coronation Street
Che
Ronaldo
Johnny Ramone
Sid Vicious
Leonardo da Vinci
Anna Kournikova
Meagan Fox
Mike Tyson
The guy who asks for change at the corner of Holland and Scott
Peter Gzowski
Isaac Asimov
I could do another 100 or so, but am getting tired.