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Rick Santorum

So Santorum wins…

… two Bible-belt states… and some folks are surprised? Really?

On the radio this morning, I hear him say to a crowd after the wins:

“The most common thing I have people saying to me is that “I am praying for you”.

…and the audience yells “Amen!”

Yeah.

And there are still some who are surprised that he wins states like Alabama and Mississippi?

Personally, I love it and wish him all the best (won’t be, uh, “praying” for him though :)). A Santorum nomination would ensure an Obabma victory this Fall… non-foaming-at-the-mouth-cross-waving-bible-thumping Republicans would stay at home in droves!

Go IN-SanItYorum, GO!

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So Satan is targeting the U.S….

… according to GOP candidate Rick Santorum…¬† that fount of all things that make me glad that I’m not an American! The guy who makes the entire Harper Cabinet look reasonably sane! The Evangelic moron who… well, you get the picture…

Now what else might be targeted by Mr. Evil… hmmm…

Satan is targeting my bus this morning. The brakes seem rough.

Satan is targeting the Leafs. It’s the only explanation for Reimer’s poor goaltending.

Satan is targeting Vic Toews. Or maybe it’s the other way around but Satan doesn’t know it!

Satan is targeting my knee. Damned sore meniscus today.

Satan is targeting the Rideau Canal. How else can you explain the short season?

Satan is targeting Greece! Duh!

Satan is targeting Syria – for real.

Satan is targeting Caterpillar – oh, wait – Satan is the CEO.

What else is preoccupying¬† the ol’ Dark One these days? Anybody?

 

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