My letter would be:

Dear Santa:

I have been a very good boy this year. At least I think so. Therefore I do hope that you can fulfill at least one of these wishes. It’s OK if you can’t come through on everything – you’re a busy guy and I get that. But please do what you can.

PS – it wasn’t my idea to blow up those bullfrogs when I was 9. It was my little brother’s doing!

My List

1. Peace everywhere. Yeah, a long shot but I’m putting it up front just in case.
2. Health and happiness for all of my family and friends.
3. A federal government that isn’t run by a egotistic, cynical, out of touch, robotic dictator. Again – another long shot.
4. To be able to see a smile on my kids’ faces each and every day. Even the teenager’s.
5. A Stanley Cup for the Leafs.. yeah, yeah…
6. A Champion’s league title, FA Cup title and Premiership crown for the Gunners.
7. A return to respectability for the Jays.
8. A new Mayor for Ottawa.
9. No more bus strikes.
10. Did I mention the IPhone?

If you DID believe in Santa right now -  as an adult. And you sent a letter to addressed as follows:

Santa Claus

North Pole

H0H H0H

What would be tops on your list?

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario