Posts Tagged ‘Harper’

Jason Kenney…

Saturday, May 25th, 2013

…scumbag extraordinaire…

Why one of Harper’s most vile attack mutts thought it was OK to use the stabbing in London as fodder against Justin Trudeau is beyond me.

Stay classy, JK, stay classy. (48)

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

Of course Harper…

Tuesday, May 21st, 2013

… tries to blame the Opposition for the latest CPC debacle!
Canadians have grown to expect this complete lack of accountability.

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Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

Oooooohhhh nooooo….

Tuesday, May 21st, 2013

Harper is unhappy! And upset too!

Who will feel his wrath? Who will he throw under the big blue bus?

Inquiring minds want to know! (19)

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

And all these years…

Monday, May 6th, 2013

… We’ve been told that conservatives are better money managers…

So. Um. Why is $3 billion or so, um, missing?

Money managers?

Methinks Harper is over his head. (34)

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

Today is the Angry Man’s Birthday!

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

Yes, folks, Stevo is sure to tie one on tonight in celebration of the 54th year since his construction in a robotics factory somewhere in Southern Ontario.

So, in honour of the head CPC henchman, I have composed a haiku…

Bonne Fête, oh angry man
Count your days as Emperor
You’re toast in two years (21)

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

Guilty of numerous intellectual offences…

Friday, April 26th, 2013

I am guilty of committing sociology. There. I said it.

I will give myself up quietly to the proper authorities.

I have also committed “analysis” in the past, so there will be more charges. And I won’t even start on my associations with known psychologists, statisticians, mathematicians and political scientists.

And this being fully aware of the consequences that being convicted of committing mathematics can bring…

In my defense, however, these are mostly home-grown felons and not from abroad.

Maybe I should cop a plea and name names… hmmm…

What gets me is this is an “oops” that is very uncharacteristic of our normally scripted-to-the-max PM. (91)

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

The Cons castigate JT…

Saturday, April 20th, 2013

… for daring to wonder why young men would carry out something as horrific as the Boston bombings. The Harperites feel that the only thoughts should be of vengeance.

“Don’t ask those mamby-pamby questions that need to be answered to mitigate against the possibility of future acts like these, boy! Get in there and bare your teeth!”

But this guy:

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says this :

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Yeah. The President is being mamby pamby, I guess.

How about it, Steve and Vic? Gonna crap on Obama now? (39)

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

The socialists at the International Monetary Fund…

Wednesday, April 17th, 2013

DARE to say that the Harperland economy is WEAK! They DARE!

 

Canada’s economic growth will be the slowest among Group of 20 countries outside Europe as it grapples with a cooling housing market and as policy makers rein in deficits, according to the International Monetary Fund.

 

The Washington-based lender cut its 2013 Canadian growth forecast to 1.5%, from an October estimate of 2%, while boosting its projections for Japanese growth to 1.6%. The U.S. economy will grow at a 1.9% pace this year, while the euro area contracts by 0.3%, the fund said Tuesday in its World Economic Outlook.

This can simply not be true! Like the UN, the IMF is in the hands of socialist bastards who are hell bent on leather to discredit our Strong Conservative Majority Government at every opportunity!

Do the right thing, Mr. Harper! Distance yourself as far as possible from these mohair-wearing, pipe-smoking intellectuals! You’ve done likewise with the UN and pretty much every major environmental and social organisation on the planet, so why not the IMF!

 

(78)

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

Can someone please tell me why…

Sunday, December 16th, 2012

… the Harperites keep flogging their Economic (In) Action Plan? I still see ads for this propaganda  although the recession ended long ago.

Is this the best use of our tax dollars? Why not cease and desist this campaign and instead funnel that money into a place that needs it? I’m sure the now-gutted Veterans Affairs Dept., Environment Canada or any other valuable and under-funded program could use the cash!

action plan (210)

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

Yup. The cool.

Saturday, November 24th, 2012

It’s gone for good.

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A tip of the Trashy tuque to Facebook’s Meanwhile in Canada for this chuckle! (65)

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

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