Archive for the ‘Harper’ Category
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Wow. Stop the presses!
Big freaking deal.
So Steve thinks that the honest admission of Justin T that he smoked some weed a few years ago is enough of a reason to declare the leader of the LPC as unfit to be PM.
Yet, according to Mr. Harper, a PM who:
- appoints crooks and liars to the Senate
- prorogues Parliament THREE times for no good reason but to avoid being questioned in the House about questionable CPC activities
- wanted to spy on Canadians’ online activities without a legal warrant
- continues to pour millions into bogus Economic inAction Plan advertising
- has taken Canada from a surplus to a deficit budgetary position in a very short time
- is vilified internationally because of his position on the environment
- grossly mismanaged an important military procurement file
- slashes services to Afghanistan vets as they come back form active duty
- etc, etc ad nauseum…
is QUITE fit to be PM…
Stephen Harper. He’s clearly not up to the job. (54)
… I think I’ll prorogue work!
Thanks Prime Minister Harper! Way to show leadership and initiative! I am taking your lead and proroguing until October.
And like you Parliamentarians, I’ll continue to be paid, right? (65)
… because I surely must be confused.
The public service is fat, bloated, overpaid and benefits from a pension plan that is second to none (except, of course, that MPs have access to, but that’s different, I guess).
Bureaucrats and their hated unions – and those danged union bosses are a big impediment to Canada reaching the economic Valhalla that our strong, stable, majority Conservative government is steadfastly steering it toward.
So here’s the confusion…
While the PS is vilified, Harper is of the school called “Do as I Say and Not as I Do Academy” ( a subsidiary of the Fraser Institute) as he grows his Cabinet to a size not seen since Mulroney was PM.
Even the hated Jean Chretien didn’t see the need for so many in the inner circle and the extra $ and perks that membership in this cabal affords!
So, Steve, i know you don’t give a rat’s ass about justifying this apparent contradiction to that ol’ bloated bureaucracy.
But what about your red-blooded conservative base? You think they’re happy about this?
I think not. (137)
Harper is unhappy! And upset too!
Who will feel his wrath? Who will he throw under the big blue bus?
Inquiring minds want to know! (71)
… We’ve been told that conservatives are better money managers…
So. Um. Why is $3 billion or so, um, missing?
Methinks Harper is over his head. (114)
Yes, folks, Stevo is sure to tie one on tonight in celebration of the 54th year since his construction in a robotics factory somewhere in Southern Ontario.
So, in honour of the head CPC henchman, I have composed a haiku…
Bonne Fête, oh angry man
Count your days as Emperor
You’re toast in two years (89)