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Tony Clement asked to be…

… on the the Harper Christmas card too.

But his boss said no (wait for it), one rodent is a enough.

Budda-bing!

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Memo from the PMO to straws…

Dear Straws: we are grasping at you.
Sincerely, Steve

 

“These latest allegations are troubling. Our Government does not condone illegal drug use, especially by elected officials while in office, including Justin Trudeau. We’ll continue to work with all levels of government on shared priorities, such as jobs and economic growth. That includes working with mayors and city councils, including the Mayor of Toronto and Toronto City Council,” MacDonald, Mr. Harper’s top spokesman, said in the statement.”

 

Seriously? You found a way to compare the actions of the Horror of Hogtown to JT?

Guess the staffers have checked out the polling on three of the four by elections and have seen that it ain’t looking too good.

Fear, Desperation,
thou hast shown many faces
so rage against all

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How not to show your appreciation of and trust in your “base”…

Dear fellow Conservative: We really, really want your money and support. But please, please, just STFU.

If you are approached by anyone resembling a reporter, blogger, Liberal, New Democrat, Green, environmentalist, Public Servant, First Nation member, telecom industry employee, scientist or Maude Barlow, please run away screaming, hands over ears, and yelling “LALALALALALA!” as loudly as possible. One of our keen, young comm staffers will intervene.

Thank-you,

Steve

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#schadenfreude

#Harperisscrewed #trashyishappy #itwasjustamatteroftime #whathappenswhenyouthrowsomeoneunderabus
#politicsofcynicism
#harperknew

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There are regular lies and misrepresentations…

… and then there are Conservative Party of Canada lies and misrepresentations! And the latter category can contain some whoppers!!!

This is what has me pissed off:

Please find below a statement from the Honourable Steven Blaney, Minister of Public Safety and Emergency Preparedness.

Yesterday we learned that Justin Trudeau’s Chief Financial Officer and senior Liberal advisor Chuck Rifici has plans to open a massive, medicinal marijuana operation in rural Ontario, while the Liberal Leader champions marijuana legalization. Minister Blaney issued the following statement on Justin Trudeau’s top priority:

Statement

“Under Stephen Harper’s strong leadership, Canada has added more than one million net new jobs since the recession.

“Meanwhile, with absolutely no economic policy, Justin Trudeau’s highest priority remains legalizing marijuana.”

“While the Liberals continue to push for policies that would make marijuana more accessible to children, we’ve been focused on what matters most to Canadians – the economy.

“Our plan is to create more jobs – their plan is to push pot.”

“Canadians deserve to know why Justin Trudeau wants to make it easier for children to access drugs it in their communities.”

No let’s get this straight. This is a business proposal that is being made as a direct result of legislative changes made by the CONSERVATIVE government earlier this year!

The Mayor of Smith Falls is pretty happy about the prospect of new jobs in this town that was hard hit when the Hershey’s plant closed down a few years back.

And how exactly is this going to make it easier for kids to get high? Does the Con attackbot suggest that there will be a retail outlet set up beside the local high school? Or that free samples will be given to children on class tours?

Or maybe the dear MP is against his own government’s legislation? If so, he should let his boss know.

Seriously, what are the Cons smoking? That has to be the reason why they spout such utter trash.

 

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JT smoked pot

Wow. Stop the presses!

Big freaking deal.

So Steve thinks that the honest admission of Justin T that he smoked some weed a few years ago is enough of a reason to declare the leader of the LPC as unfit to be PM.

Yet, according to Mr. Harper, a PM who:

– appoints crooks and liars to the Senate
– prorogues Parliament THREE times for no good reason but to avoid being questioned in the House about questionable CPC activities
– wanted to spy on Canadians’ online activities without a legal warrant
– continues to pour millions into bogus Economic inAction Plan advertising
– has taken Canada from a surplus to a deficit budgetary position in a very short time
– is vilified internationally because of his position on the environment
– grossly mismanaged an important military procurement file
– slashes services to Afghanistan vets as they come back form active duty
– etc, etc ad nauseum

is QUITE fit to be PM…

Um, OK.

Stephen Harper. He’s clearly not up to the job.

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Just so I understand…

… because I surely must be confused.

The public service is fat, bloated, overpaid and benefits from a pension plan that is second to none (except, of course, that MPs have access to, but that’s different, I guess).

Bureaucrats and their hated unions – and those danged union bosses are a big impediment to Canada reaching the economic Valhalla that our strong, stable, majority Conservative government is steadfastly steering it toward.

So here’s the confusion…

While the PS is vilified, Harper is of the school called “Do as I Say and Not as I Do Academy” ( a subsidiary of the Fraser Institute) as he grows his Cabinet to a size not seen since Mulroney was PM.

Even the hated Jean Chretien didn’t see the need for so many in the inner circle and the extra $ and perks that membership in this cabal affords!

So, Steve, i know you don’t give a rat’s ass about justifying this apparent contradiction to that ol’ bloated bureaucracy.

But what about your red-blooded conservative base? You think they’re happy about this?

I think not.

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“Here, take this cheque and for gawd sake, keep quiet.”

… said Nigel to Mike.

Well, it now seems obvious that the 90K cheque cut by Nigel was indeed “hush money“.

The question is, what comes next?

This is looking worse and worse for the Harperites… And I still cannot believe that the PMO was in the dark over this. No. Fricking. Way.

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Canada’s refusal to sign the UN arms trade treaty…

…is nothing short of bizarre!

And Pit bill Baird’s contention that the Grit and Dipper support for the treaty is somehow related to reintroducing the Gun Registry is stuff from a freaking alternate universe!

Seriously? Has the moral compass of the CPC gone that wacky???

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Jason Kenney…

…scumbag extraordinaire…

Why one of Harper’s most vile attack mutts thought it was OK to use the stabbing in London as fodder against Justin Trudeau is beyond me.

Stay classy, JK, stay classy.

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