First off, I can’t take credit for this idea. It came from the truly inspired mind of a colleague. Hats off to him!

Take two parts of this:

And one part of this:

And presto!

Introducing the “Pink Slip” which is sure to become a standard shooter bar item at the best Ottawa bars and clubs as more and more public servants are served notice over the coming months!

And it is truly the ideal drink for the “Impacted” and the “Affected” (1) ; numbs the brain, as alcohol tends to do… but also calms the tummy that has been driven into spasms because of the months of uncertainty.

The “Pink Slip”. Order one today!

1. PS workers under WFA (2) will know these terms.

2. All PS workers should know what “WFA” means by now.

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

Dennis is an old friend of mine. He is asking for support for his son Xander who will be walking 5 km this year in the CN Cycle for CHEO. No amount is too small!! Click here to make a donation. Tax receipts are issued automatically.

Cancer sux.

CHEO is a great hospital.

Need I say more?

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

Check it out – already growing back quite nicely!

If you haven’t already, please consider giving a few shekels to my Movember campaign!

Please support my growing efforts and the 25,500 men who will be diagnosed with prostate cancer this year. Thank you.

http://mobro.co/jamarshall

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

You be the judge:

Vaccines Assault The Blood & Violate Biblical Law

The Bible tells us in Leviticus 17:11-12 that: “For the life of the flesh is in the blood… No soul of you shall eat blood, neither shall any stranger that sojourneth among you eat blood.”

God has made it very clear throughout the scriptures that blood is sacred. When you understand the importance of health and nutrition and how critical your blood is in this process, it’s easy to see why the flu shot, and all vaccines for that matter, violate Biblical law and all the laws of health. Your bloodstream is either a river of life to all the cells in your body or a river of disease and death. You can’t inject foreign viruses, bacteria, blood contaminants, DNA disrupters, neurotoxins, and preservatives into your body and somehow think you’re going to get health.

Vaccines bypass the natural defensive capabilities of the liver, kidneys, colon, lymphatic system, and the immune system and deliver toxic waste directly into the body. Your body doesn’t know what to do with mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde, chicken embryos, and microorganisms when it’s fired into it like a missile. Some people can go into shock. Others have died and many have been seriously injured shortly after receiving a flu shot. Guillain-Barré, temporary Multiple Sclerosis-like illness, breathing problems, hoarseness, wheezing, hives, paleness, dizziness, weakness, and rapid heartbeat have all been reported as side effects from the flu shot.

Let’s use common sense here. If God didn’t want us to eat blood or mix unclean substances in our bodies, he certainly didn’t want them injected directly into our body either. All vaccines contain substances that the Bible deems unclean and unfit for our bodies. The question really boils down to this: Are you going to trust God for your immunity or are you going to trust man? There are many safe and natural alternatives that are available to ward off infections but you’ll never hear about them from the media. They thrive on fear in order to create consumption.

Yeah. Leviticus.

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

…. comes moron season..

Why, oh, why do peeps buy into this?

Vaccinations are good. Not getting your kids vaccinated is tantamount to child abuse, people. Believe science, not hocus pocus!!!!

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

Well, I went and did it… I shaved off my beloved goatee. My companion of the past 11 years. My defense against frostbite. My soup-catcher. My…

Aw hell, it was just hair, Trashy! Get a hold of yerself!

Anyhow, I did make the leap and am participating in the Movember campaign to raise funds for prostate cancer research. Cancer sux. ALL cancers suck and each of us knows someone – family, friends, colleagues – who have been affected by this insidious killer. So if we can raise a few bucks to go toward some solid science that may someday make prostate cancer and ALL cancers a thing of the past… well, where do I sign up?

So here’s the pitch: I’m setting a modest goal of $500 for myself and $1000 for my team. If you wish to donate to me individually or to the team (Mo EASD), click on this link. It’s really simple and any little bit helps.

Thanks.

Now back to our regularly scheduled blog posts….

The Belly Laugh of the Day

This really had me ROTFL!

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

I really do!

But what is the protocol for someone who is already bearded / moustached? Should I shave them off and start over? I’m assuming that is the case.

Help!

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

…running the real risk of freaking people to the point of bringing on a negative health outcome out over such a low, low health risk? I just don’t get it.

Key statement in this article:

However, the chances that someone could have been infected with hepatitis B is less than one in a million. In the case of hepatitis C, those odds drop to less than one in 50 million and are less than one in three billion for HIV, according to OPH.

Other things that are about one in a million:

• The chances of getting killed by lightning in Canada are generally less than one in a million.
• If you flip a coin a million times, you have a 38% chance of seeing 20 heads in a row.

Less than 1 in 50 millionish:

• Super 7 jackpot with one play: 1 in 62,891,499
• Only other reference to odds like this I could find – sisters who each gave birth to one black and one white child.

And one in 3 billion???

• The probability in a game of bridge of one player getting a complete suit (2.5 billion to 1)
• Odds per ESPN commentators on WSOP main event hand (Day 1). Quad Aces (two aces in hole) lost to a Royal Flush.

Get the drift?

With odds this long, wouldn’t it be better to just shut up about it? Why call a presser and go off the deep end over what will almost certainly be a non-issue??? Surely more harm than good will come of this due to increased stress? Out of the 7,000 or so people who will receive letters telling them that there is an infinitesimal chance that they may have contracted something bad at the endoscopy clinic, I would estimate that more than a few of these folks will experience a negative health impact just because of the letter!!!

Am I so off-base on this??? I’m not the only one who thinks this way.

Dr. Michael Gardam, director of infection prevention and control for Toronto’s University Health Network, told CBC News that in cases like this where the risk is so low, not informing the patients at all might be the better choice.

“When you get to less than one-in-a-million, we often times give advice not to tell anybody because the risk is so small, that you’re actually creating more harm by worrying people,” said Gardam.

In fact, one in 100,000 is what I have been told is the threshold for the act/don’t act decision.

Yet the question – “wouldn’t you want to be informed if you had been treated at the clinic” question rightly comes up. Of course, but is the ancillary risk to the greater population worth knowing?

Interesting question.

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

… protect yourself and your family!

Please note: Some clinics are by appointment only, and need to be booked online.

Call the Ottawa Public Health Information Line at 613-580-6744 (TTY: 613-580-9656) for more information. You can also connect with OPH on Facebook and Twitter (@ottawahealth) for the latest public health information.

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Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario

… so be sure to:

• check the batteries in your smoke detectors
• have a household escape plan in place and known by all members
• if you have extinguishers, check that they are still functional
• be careful with fireplaces, wood stoves, candles and incense sticks… and cigarettes…

More details can be found here.

Just be careful and follow the tips. Fires and smoke inhalation can kill and maim. Don’t be a statistic.

As

Trashy,
Ottawa, Ontario