In breaking news…

… someone I couldn’t care less about is having a baby…

In other breaking news, the world is ending in a few weeks.

You choose which of these is more irrelevant.

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One Comment to “In breaking news…”

  1. Yes, it’s official… some semi-famous guy in a foreign country has an adult son who got married and successfully completed the most basic act that a living organism can perform.

    Woo.

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