Is this what John Denver was referring to?
… in his song “Country Roads”?
Country Roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads
Is “mountain momma” a metaphor for a goat?
Note to self – don’t dress as a goat if visiting West Virginia…
CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A judge says a West Virginia man will not be held criminally responsible for allegedly stealing, sexually assaulting and killing his neighbor’s pygmy goat while high on bath salts.
The Charleston Gazette reports that the decision comes after several mental evaluations. Stucky instead ordered that Thompson spend six and a half years in treatment at the William R. Sharpe Jr. Hospital in Weston.
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