OMFG!

Beer in Ontario corner stores???? Say it ain’t so!!!!

This will, without doubt, lead to mass orgies in the streets of staid Ontario towns!

Cats will mate with dogs!

Good Samaritans will turn into vindictive layabouts!

THE WHOLE PROVINCE AS WE KNOW IT WILL BECOME ONE BIG FRIGGIN’ SATAN-WORSHIPPING, DRUNKEN, VANDALIZING HOTBED OF NON-PURITAN ORGY-LOVING CAT MATERS!

ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem.

This ain’t gonna happen. The idea is way too 20th 21st century for Ontar-i-ar-i-ar-i-o.

But at least we’re more civilised than, say, Saudi Arabia. Or maybe Nova Scotia.

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