The North Korean Dear Leader got hitched!
I wonder if they had to get married?
Ew.
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Scribbling some perspective on Canada, Ottawa and whatever else crosses my mind…
In a memo obtained by The Globe and Mail, assistant deputy minister of education Gabriel Sékaly directs the boards to reach a deal with the unions before the start of the 2012-2013 school year and requires them to work within a contract framework established by the Ministry of Education and the Ontario English Catholic Teachers Association.
The memo suggests that school boards could be facing a provincial takeover if they do not sign teacher contracts within the next six weeks, consequences a government spokesman would neither confirm nor deny.
Tell ya what, Mr. Premier, how about you start moving toward the abolition of separate school funding before you remove local control over local education. OK?
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Beer in Ontario corner stores???? Say it ain’t so!!!!
This will, without doubt, lead to mass orgies in the streets of staid Ontario towns!
Cats will mate with dogs!
Good Samaritans will turn into vindictive layabouts!
THE WHOLE PROVINCE AS WE KNOW IT WILL BECOME ONE BIG FRIGGIN’ SATAN-WORSHIPPING, DRUNKEN, VANDALIZING HOTBED OF NON-PURITAN ORGY-LOVING CAT MATERS!
ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem.
This ain’t gonna happen. The idea is way too 20th 21st century for Ontar-i-ar-i-ar-i-o.
But at least we’re more civilised than, say, Saudi Arabia. Or maybe Nova Scotia.
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