Scribbling some perspective on Canada, Ottawa and whatever else crosses my mind…
Mr. Speaker, ’twas the week before Christmas and all over the Hill The self-absorbed Tories were imposing their will The stockings in Muskoka were stuffed to the brim But life on first nations remained woefully grim. And at the North Pole, Santa’s problems abound There was much work to do, but no workers around. How can we do Christmas with no reindeer or elves? The sleigh is a wreck, there are no toys on the shelves. Costs have just spiralled, the elves threaten strike They won’t work this Christmas without a pay hike. Federal money for deer feed and vets Has just been reprofiled for big jails and jets. Heartbroken children would spring from their beds The first Christmas ever shut down by the feds. No presents for Christmas, Tories felt the frustration So they saddled the elves with back-to-work legislation. No reindeer or sleigh can stop our roof-topper Call Coast Guard and send in a Cormorant chopper. The moral I share: Tories lack rhyme and reason Nonetheless, all the best for a great Christmas season.
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I love it but the member better watch out for Ebeneezer Harper and the revenge he will surely try to exact. Wouldn’t surprise me if he has McKay take out the causeway as a demonstration of our new military might.
I love it but the member better watch out for Ebeneezer Harper and the revenge he will surely try to exact. Wouldn’t surprise me if he has McKay take out the causeway as a demonstration of our new military might.