Thinking about sex with a vampire? Planned Parenthood is there to help…

… help watch SoCon heads explode when they see this, that is!

Let’s face it: vampires can rack up a lot of sexual partners over the years. Your vampire might be the same age as you, or she or he might be thousands of years old. But no matter how old you are, if you’re going to jump into bed with a vampire, you’re going to need more than a clove of garlic to protect your health.

Here are some things to think about before you enter into a sexual relationship with a vampire:

I can hear the regressive rumblings over at Blogging Tories already!

Prediction for @OttawaDaddy’s near future Tweet:

#Lefty org wants to kill baby #vampires. Murder is murder! #NDP atheist hordes behind this!! #catholic #prolife

 

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One Comment to “Thinking about sex with a vampire? Planned Parenthood is there to help…”

  1. Jim Marshall says:

    I wonder if they have similar concerns with The Living having sexual relationships with The Undead?

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