September 8th, 2011:

Some of these new Tea Party candidates are pretty vicious.

Gwendolene Thomason, 42, a Tea Party supporter from Jefferson City, was one of the hundreds on hand who were convinced that the Doberman was a Tea Party candidate until he was outed as a dog.

“I liked what he had to say,” she said.  ”He reminded me of Glenn Beck, only furrier.”

The Doberman’s canine identity finally became clear when he lunged at a man in the front row and wrested a hamburger from his right hand, taking two of the man’s fingers with it.

And some of them are predictable.

**********BREAKING NEWS!!!***********

At Randy Hillier’s request, Hudak representatives are reportedly in talks with Mr. Buster to bring him into a prominent role on the Ontario PC team.

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