Turkeys are causing havoc…. HAVOC I tell ya, in the burg of Barrie, Ontario!
No, not the kind who you address as Senator or Minister, but the real feathered kind.
The yummy ones.
We in O-town also have wild turkeys that you see from time to time* but I would hardly call them havoc-makers.
Though a colleague was telling me yesterday about an encounter on the 417 that left one turkey as a mess of blood, bone and feathers while causing about $1,000 worth of damage to his car. Damn thing just wandered onto the 6 lane freeway!
At least the ones who you address as Senator or Minister are a bit smarter than that.
Right?
*Again, not the kind who you address as Senator or Minister…
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