Rob Ford: now where’s that number for the Army?

“I’m sure that damned socialist Lastman left it around here somewhere. Maybe Cherry knows.”

The Big Smoke and environs is due for another 20-30 cm of army-inducing snow tomorrow. Madness will ensue. Civic officials will publicly fret. Rob Ford will declare an emergency when his fave Timmie’s drive-through is blocked by a snowplow and he is unable to get his double-double and honey cruller.

Meanwhile in Ottawa, we might get an inch or two. But Parliament is back in session, so that makes up for it.

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