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August, 2010:

Homer Simpson vs. Tony Clement: in a cage match…

Tony, Tony, Tony… do your homework, man!

Don’t go saying that the Feds are playing the “heavy” so provincial governments, businesses, universities and Shamwow marketers get an “easy ride” by not having to pay for data themselves.

They already do pay. Most data are already sold on a for-fee basis…

Tsk, tsk, tsk… I think some little 20-something neocon researcher is going to lose his or her job!

At least pay attention to Homer Simpson – he had a better understanding of the subject matter than you will EVER have!

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. –Homer Simpson

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true! –Homer Simpson

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. –Homer Simpson


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Stevo: “Oh no! Canadians might be on to us!”

“Stock, Johnny, Jimbo, Vic, Pierre! Go find Igantieff’s bus and slash its tires… we need a diversion! Quickly!!!”

“What have we done to deserve such depths????”

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

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And God came unto Stockwell in a dream…

… and gave forth thy numbers that no man shall rend asunder.

A hail the holy numbers! They be neither tainted by science nor the witchery of “mathematics”. For these are Stephen’s God’s Words that we shall obey.

Verily, professional statisticians the Devil says that sins against persons and thine property are not as commonplace as in bygone years. But this is blasphemy! The surveys and other devices of Michael Ignatieff Satan are the works of sinners and thieves and not Divine as are the numbers which I have before me. Numbers that are free of coercion and free of intrusion. For they are Holy and have no need of titles like “accurate”, “methodologically sound”, or of other words of professional statisticians the Devil.

And where be these Words of Stephen God? Damn you all for asking me to reveal them! Verily, they are not really aren’t before me at all! Nor am I, as a servant of Stephen God, privy to such Holy Matters. But is it so that because I do not see them, that I do not trust they exist?

That is blasphemous talk and ye shall be stoned or imprisoned for this sin. Or mayhaps be housed in one of new prisons that shall be built to punish doubters like the left-wing press those possessed by the Serpent.

Because, my sons and daughters, ye must trust the Word of Stock as you trust the Word of Stephen God. So trust my holy word on this matter and know that there have been more sins committed against thine person and thine property than in the past. Know this and go forth and spread the Gospel. For it is Right and True.

Amen and Praise the Stephen!

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Stockwell Day: And God came unto me in a dream..

… and gave forth thy numbers that no man shall rend asunder.

A hail the holy numbers! They be neither tainted by science nor the witchery of “mathematics”. For these are Stephen’s God’s Words that we shall obey.

Verily, professional statisticians the Devil says that sins against persons and thine property are not as commonplace as in bygone years. But this is blasphemy! The surveys and other devices of Michael Ignatieff Satan are the works of sinners and thieves and not Divine as are the numbers which I have before me. Numbers that are free of coercion and free of intrusion. For they are Holy and have no need of titles like “accurate”, “methodologically sound”, or of other words of professional statisticians the Devil.

And where be these Words of Stephen God? Damn you all for asking me to reveal them! Verily, they are not really aren’t before me at all! Nor am I, as a servant of Stephen God, privy to such Holy Matters. But is it so that because I do not see them, that I do not trust they exist?

That is blasphemous talk and ye shall be stoned or imprisoned for this sin. Or mayhaps be housed in one of new prisons that shall be built to punish doubters like the left-wing press those possessed by the Serpent.

Because, my sons and daughters, ye must trust the Word of Stock as you trust the Word of Stephen God. So trust my holy word on this matter and know that there have been more sins committed against thine person and thine property than in the past. Know this and go forth and spread the Gospel. For it is Right and True.

Amen and Praise the Stephen!

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The Tony Clement gazebo – on video!

While back in my old haunts yesterday, I HAD to see what all the fuss was about re: the Great And Spectacular Orrville Gazebo.

After all, national media has been focused on the said open walled structure – much of it critical. But I decided to put my bias aside and do two things: interview the gazebo and take some pics of the Sacred gazebo.

The interview. Well. It didn’t go so well. The gazebo just kinda sat there being a gazebo and not uttering a word.

Damn. I was hoping for something quotable.

But the pics and vid… that’s something different!

Here is me – taking in the atmosphere. I was, needless to say, dumbstruck.

In reality, I do indeed have a face, but in fear of retribution from the gazebo’s “muscle”, I choose to remain anonymous.

But check out the vid. Be awed. Be in wonder. Awed at why it took 100K to build this thing and in wonder about why do we let this government continue as our government.

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