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September 18th, 2009:

I hope you know what you’re doing Mr. Burke

My blue and white blood desperately wants this to work out. Phil Kessel is a class act. Talented. Young. Tough. Potential to lead us to the Promised Land… fer sur.

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But something about giving up 2 first rounders and a second just does not sit right. Based on history, Kessel may be soft, end up on the sidelines for an extended period and all that has been given up will never be regained.

I hope I am being really paranoid.

On the up side, they kept Kaberle. All along I have been saying why give up a puck-moving d-man for picks, spare parts and potentials… Tomas is the real deal and would be a first liner and PP guy on ANY team… and I like his style… hope he is around for a long time to come.

The TMLHC – Canada’s team

I need a Cup.

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Friday randomised meanderings

Cuz I’m too tired to rant…

Does Stephen Harper store his hair in the freezer at night?

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Should I blog more about celebrity gossip to boost my hit count? But if that’s the goal, why not just post more on politics ?

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

Why does a laptop have to come out of the case at airport security? Are there laptop cases that have secret lead lining that the X-Ray machines cannot penetrate?

Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.

Steak tonight? Or Mexican?

How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said? Note – this is SO me!

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a d!ck from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

I Wonder What This Button Does.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

Why are incredibly gifted athletes and other celebrities so STOOPID sometimes?

I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

Cabernet, Merlot, or Shiraz?

Is there a rapper who hasn’t done jail time?

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. Amen.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. The R. V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner’s manual that he couldn’t actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. Winnebago changed their manuals; I wonder why. Anyone so stupid as to leave the driver’s seat is probably also too stupid to read a manual.

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.

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