Ten things Trashy would rather do than be a sen fan.
- Vote for Canada’s neutered government
- Eat glass soaked in camel urine and otter dung
- Convert to Christianity
- Adopt a pet. Any pet. But especially a dog.
- Send a donation to GWB
- Have a balloon filled with H2SO4 blow up in my front pocket
- Slit a cut down my abdomen, roll around in iodine and then go face first down a water slide
- Give up coaching soccer
- Give up beer and wine – completely
- Become a vegan
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